Q.Hello?Q.[unintelligible]. What?Q.I'm sorry, who is this?Q.I'm sleeping, man. [unintelligible] fucking early.Q.I know it's 10:30 AM. I don't have any reason to get up anymore.Q.Wait, what?Q.I'm getting signed to the Mavericks!? Holy shit! I might get to contribute to a championship...
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Q.Breakfast.Q.Everyday.Q.Couple of pancakes. Four or five eggs. Eat 'em raw. Steak and eggs. Chicken-fried steak. Some chicken-fried chicken. Little bit of chicken-fried spare ribs. Potatoes. Potato cakes. Some shit called "Potate" which I think is potatoes but tastes a...
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Q. Failure? I’M a failure? I won the French Open when I was seventeen years old. Have you ever won the French Open? Q. Shut up and answer my question. Seriously. Have you participated in a tennis tournament at...
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Q. Huh? Q. What? Huh? What was that? Speak up there! Q. What’s a matter, you don’t talk, kid? Q. Let me tell you something about that, kid, let me tell you something about that. I knew Lew...
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Brief Interviews With Hideous Men: Lebron Jamesby StopMikeLupica.com's own Canadian DJM (banned from Yaysports edition) Q.Lebron.Q.It doesn't mean anything, it's just mine name.Q.No, it doesn't mean "The Bron."Q.I don't care what it means in French.Q.Listen to me, thou dumb Philistine....
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