Stereotype: It’s like when you’ve thought
about something really, really hard.Truth: Wait, actually, I think that’s “mulled over.”
Previous Olympic
History:
Since going solo,
So keep note: they can tackle, they
can punch, they can shoot, and they can row. Conclusion: you see an armed
Moldavian coming at you in a paddle boat, run
like hell.
Interesting story about that silver
medal: after winning those two gold medals in 1988, and all those World
Championships together, the duo of Juvarschi and Reneysky were not selected to
represent the
None really. Well, if any
Moldavians team up with a Belarusian in some sort of aquatic vessel competition,
I strongly recommend betting on them.
The ancient people of this land are the Dacians. The land has been invaded by
the Goths, Huns Bulgars, Slavs, Magyars, Skwiminywiminies, Cumans and Mongols.
(One of those isn’t real. Did you guess which one? THAT’S RIGHT. Mongols are
pretend!) And that’s just the first 1,000 years. The people who resided in
Bessarabia (the eastern part of

You may have noticed that the
people are called “Moldavians” and not “Moldovans” (though that is acceptable,
too). That’s because the country of
Pop Culture:
According to the Rotterdam Index on
Happiness,
The happiest place in the world
remains (they have been happy for a long time now)



Ahem.
So what makes Moldavians unhappy?
They do have, after all, the cleanest air in the world (unless you believe the
Tasmanians (WHICH YOU SHOULDN’T)). According to Moldova Magazine
(“Fourteenth Best Country-Based Periodical In Western Moldova!”), it’s not the
money – countries with similar or even worse economies, like Brazil (83% happy)
and the Philippines (93%) double the level of happiness found in Moldova. It’s
not the weather – remember
Nope, it seems to be people were
slightly happier back in the Communist days (though data from that period is
scarce… and probably tainted because if you said you were unhappy they sent you
to the Gulag. Hmm.). Perhaps the increase in poverty and unemployment that
followed the breakup of the
So, just to recap: Former Communist
countries minus communism = unhappy; free European countries + socialistic
economic system = happy (
They have a (major) baseball
stadium in Chisinau, one that opened in 2005. Baseball has been played in

Chisinau has an awesome club scene, including the famous “Military Pub”, in which a DJ plays from inside an old Soviet tank that is on the dance floor, while a giant poster of Lenin hangs from above, and hammer & sickles CCCP flags are found on all the walls.


There are two other parts in the
country of
The breakaway
Transnistria has been called by
many visitors the ultimate “throwback to the

It has its own government, money,
flag, and army. And a population of about 600,000. The capital is
There is also the
Famous
Moldovans:
There are actually no famous
Moldovans. No one anyone who reads this site would recognize, sadly. Unless we
mention Goran again. Some of those dudes might. There are a bunch of
Moldovan-born Romanian _____ (poets, artists, etc.), but even they aren’t that
famous that an American would recognize them. None of them has, for instance,
gotten out of a car without panties on. We do have our priorities straight
here.
Um, how about some Moldavians break dancing (including two females) to DMX? Okay then:
Conclusion: L
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"Moldovian" isn't really a word. They call themselves "Moldovan." No exceptions.
O-Zone were pretty huge with the Dragostea Din Tei song
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O-Zone
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aJJ-ukGwNQM
Canadians did not get medals and start getting only bad thinks about cauntryes around. You are not the best and never been. You know what, you can kiss our moldavian ass.
Who wrote this article is a total ideot!!! And by the way you moran it is not Moldovian it is Moldovan and Moldovan language is not spelled in Russian!!! You might want to do a little research on that, it is still spelled in latin, the language just got mixed with Russian and that how it came to be a dialect of Romanian, and most of it is not pronounced the same you fuck up!!! Also that shirt there, you can send it to me i will wipe my ass with it and send it to you on your birthday
Alot of the info is incorrect.
Famous Moldovans include:
Holy Roman Emperor Sigismund.
Vlad (II) Dracul.
Vlad (III) the Impaler Dracula.
Mircea the Old.
Janos Hunyadi.
Matthias Corvinus.
Stephen the Great.
Stephen Lazarevic.
Murad (I).
Bayezid (I).
Mehmed (I).
Murad (II).
Mehmed (II) the Conqueror.
Suleyman (I) the Magnificent.
just to name a few.
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You are right, people should listen to what you are saying because are absolutely right. :-D










I'm sad that we wrote this.