by Stop Mike Lupica on February 14 at 11:47AM
5. That B-12 injections are apparently also illegal. At least, as Rep. Shays put it, unless you are "suffering from anemia, Alzheimer's, or dementia." Or, if you are a vegan.
"What's a vegan?", asked Roger Clemens.
It's the opposite of an Argentinian.
4. The Blue Jays team doctor - not a trainer, not some shady ex-cop - the team doctor, a team employee - admitted shooting B-12 in Clemens' butt. He did a poor job, too. Thus proving once again that, like abortions, you should leave the butt injections to the amateurs practicing in bathrooms, and not to trained doctors.
3. McNamee is a drug dealer. Rep. Shays said so. As McNamee fought back against that term, Rep. Shays ripped into him:
"These drugs were illegal, right? You're an ex-cop. What would you call it?"
"I dealt in drugs, but I'm not a drug dealer."
2. Roger Clemens has no problem with you sticking stuff in his wife's butt, while he is away. Just FYI.
Seriously, let's recap that again: both Clemens and McNamee agree that McNamee shot HGH into Debbie Clemens' butt, at her request, in the Clemens' bedroom. While Roger was out of town, supposedly.
Debbie's testimony: She said "she was very comfortable with it".
1. Mike Stanton to Roger Clemens: "Yo, your butt is bleeding!".
Again, this really happened, according to everyone... Roger Clemens, after taking a shot to his butt (either of HGH or B-12, depending on who is telling the truth), had "leakage". See, McNamee is no doctor (though the Blue Jays team doctor proves that even doctors don't necessarily know how to shot people in the ass correctly, either), and so when he injected Clemens in the butt, he was a little too quick in releasing the substance into his butt.
As my boy explained it "You know when you get a shot, sometimes they push the syringe in quickly, and sometimes they take their time pushing down on the syringe, so that the substance is diffused properly? Well, HGH (or B-12) needs to be diffused slowly. McNamee didn't wait, and so the result was a bit of a butt problem for Clemens"
Mike Stanton notices Roger Clemens butt is leaking, through his designer pants, one day in the clubhouse. "Yo, your butt is leaking." He immediately wants some of that good stuff, but Clemens denies that he's taking anything. So Stanton lies on him, and goes to McNamee and says "Roger told me that you have some good stuff".
Bonus: The most important thing we learned yesterday from Congress that isn't getting any attention? The Patriots have been "cheating" (or at least video-taping against the NFL rules) since 2000!
Conclusion: The NFL is bulletproof. Really. I wonder how much money the NFL must contribute to Congressional campaigns, because they really run things as far as American sports are concerned....
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"What's a vegan?", asked Roger Clemens.
It's the opposite of an Argentinian.
4. The Blue Jays team doctor - not a trainer, not some shady ex-cop - the team doctor, a team employee - admitted shooting B-12 in Clemens' butt. He did a poor job, too. Thus proving once again that, like abortions, you should leave the butt injections to the amateurs practicing in bathrooms, and not to trained doctors.
3. McNamee is a drug dealer. Rep. Shays said so. As McNamee fought back against that term, Rep. Shays ripped into him:
"These drugs were illegal, right? You're an ex-cop. What would you call it?"
"I dealt in drugs, but I'm not a drug dealer."
2. Roger Clemens has no problem with you sticking stuff in his wife's butt, while he is away. Just FYI.
Seriously, let's recap that again: both Clemens and McNamee agree that McNamee shot HGH into Debbie Clemens' butt, at her request, in the Clemens' bedroom. While Roger was out of town, supposedly.
Debbie's testimony: She said "she was very comfortable with it".
1. Mike Stanton to Roger Clemens: "Yo, your butt is bleeding!".
Again, this really happened, according to everyone... Roger Clemens, after taking a shot to his butt (either of HGH or B-12, depending on who is telling the truth), had "leakage". See, McNamee is no doctor (though the Blue Jays team doctor proves that even doctors don't necessarily know how to shot people in the ass correctly, either), and so when he injected Clemens in the butt, he was a little too quick in releasing the substance into his butt.
As my boy explained it "You know when you get a shot, sometimes they push the syringe in quickly, and sometimes they take their time pushing down on the syringe, so that the substance is diffused properly? Well, HGH (or B-12) needs to be diffused slowly. McNamee didn't wait, and so the result was a bit of a butt problem for Clemens"
Mike Stanton notices Roger Clemens butt is leaking, through his designer pants, one day in the clubhouse. "Yo, your butt is leaking." He immediately wants some of that good stuff, but Clemens denies that he's taking anything. So Stanton lies on him, and goes to McNamee and says "Roger told me that you have some good stuff".
Bonus: The most important thing we learned yesterday from Congress that isn't getting any attention? The Patriots have been "cheating" (or at least video-taping against the NFL rules) since 2000!
Conclusion: The NFL is bulletproof. Really. I wonder how much money the NFL must contribute to Congressional campaigns, because they really run things as far as American sports are concerned....
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A good point I read somewhere else-- when McName was accused of being a drug dealer should, he should have pointed out that, if that's the way they want to look at it, it makes Clemens a druggie. Guess the guy doesn't really think on his feet.