This post has nothing to do with Kanye!

The Commission had a Redman/Method Man video in their Old School Friday post last week.  Long story short, I mentioned that Redman is from Newark, and recounted my recollection of Redman's appearance on the MTV show "Cribs".  Here's a short clip of that episode that I found at You Tube:

That clip is okay, but it's cut off before it got to the really good parts.  If Redman's crib is a bit... underwhelming... you should have seen the part where he finishes going through the stuff in his living room, and turns to point out his "uncle", who is passed out sleeping in a corner.  Just sleeping on the carpet, yo!

He then finishes the segment by going through his kitchen, which is barren and devoid of food.  His fridge opens up, and it's like straight out of the "Nuthin' But A G-Thang" video... it's just a bunch of forties (St. Ides!) chilling in the fridge. 

And my favorite part:  He takes the camera crew over to his door, which has a screen door.  The screen has a few holes in it.  Redman sticks his head through one large hole, his arm through another, and waves bye-bye to the crew as they take off (running, no doubt).

With nothing else to add, here's the two best Redman joints ever... "Tonight's Da Night":

And his verse (his first video appearance, I believe) from the classic "get amped" banger, by EPMD: "The Headbanger":

Warning: Watch that video enough and you might start punching people in the face just for living.


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[January 24, 2008 7:17 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Five Pound Bag said

Redman "Cribs" no longer available. :(

But the real best part is after he closes the fridge and says something like "Now it's time to go to the bank" and pulls down a shoebox from the top of the fridge that's got like 2 grand of cash in it.

Second-best "Cribs" moment ever after Ray Lewis: "These is my minks."

[January 24, 2008 8:57 PM]  |  link  |  reply
stopmikelupica said

Five Pound Bag: Wow, that might be a record - gone less than 8 hours after I posted a link to it. Anyway, I updated the link with another copy of the same You Tube video. Try it now, hopefully it'll work!

[January 25, 2008 10:28 AM]  |  link  |  reply
GreekProf said

i still snuff grannies and little children whenever 'headbanger' comes on.

[April 18, 2009 12:19 PM]  |  link  |  reply
omar said

does anybody know what the first song is that starts on cribs of redman??

[April 26, 2009 7:53 PM]  |  link  |  reply
james said

da goodness, from doc's da name 2000

[May 7, 2009 9:12 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Angry Habib said

First of all, it's his COUSIN who is knocked out, not his UNCLE.

And second, THEY DON'T SHOW ANY BEER IN THE FRIDGE SO HOW THE FUCK YOU ASSUME IT WAS ALL 40S AND ST IDES, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER????

ALL THEY SHOWED IN THE FRIDGE WAS FROZEN FISH THAT RECOMMENDED FOR BACHELORS.

fucking retarded ass people and their blogs.

What I wanna know is, what was that blue keyboard he had in his studio on top of the mpc?

[August 3, 2009 8:04 AM]  |  link  |  reply
sarah said

anybody kno where in newark he lives?

[June 14, 2010 5:15 AM]  |  link  |  reply
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