Oh my Jewish Jesus SML.com has obtained a leaked copy of the Mitchell Report. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! PEOPLE USED STEROIDS! A LOT OF STEROIDS! Seriously, this thing lists AMOUNTS of steroids and some of them ended up being listen in units of measurement that contain like "hecta" and "duodec" and "BIGASSTRUCKLOAD" and all sorts of stuff. Below, the names that caught our eye:



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Barry Bonds
Mark McGwire
Sammy Sosa
The Toronto Blue Jays
Nelson De La Rosa
Ty Cobb
George Mitchell
Freddy Mitchell
Gonzo the Muppet
Lou Gehrig
Lou Pinella
Lou Dobbs
Lou Bobbs
Lou Shobbs
Lou "Blue Lou" Marini
Lulu Laruru
Bob Genghis Khan
Chris Benoit
Chris "Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A" Berman
Jesus of Nazareth
Sylvester Stallone
Pete Rose
Pete Violet
Pete Chrysanthemum
and
Former UN Secretary General Boutros-Boutros Ghali.

BOUTROS WAS JUICING! OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNIZZY! Here come the asterisks!

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Stamp 'em, baby, and send 'em to the mooooooooon!

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