Slow day, so here are some pics from my recent trip to Costa Rica:



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This is Bill Simmons watching the Sox get beat by the Indians in Game 2:
Wicked piss-ah...And here's Simmons after Game 3:
Wicked piss-ah again, bro...And here is what he'll look like after the Indians (hopefully) finish off the Sox:
J-Bug, hold me...Volcanoes erupting sure are beautiful, no?  Also beautiful... waterfalls.  But don't go chasing them - stick to the rivers and lakes that you are used to:
Costa Rica 6.jpgAnother shot of that:
Don't go chasing waterfalls...Here's it is, with sound:
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Speaking of TLC, someone in Costa Rica has it out for them.  That's an over-the-top response to "No Scrubs":
That's a lot of anger towards T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chili.Undoubtedly the author of that graffiti has had a bad cab experience in NYC.

I've been thinking of re-designing my apartment.  I'm thinking of going with an Easter Island motif:
Big Heads = ClassThe police in Costa Rica are a tough bunch.  Also... young:
Ah... that's the cutest pig I've seen Babe....Yummy... Sprite.  Can you guess what's odd about this can of Sprite?:
Obedecer Tu Sed!Give up?  It's that it provides 7% of your daily "Energia".  Which is not a protein, carbohydrate, oil (Grasas), or sodium.  Um... so what the hell is "energia" exactly?
Sprite:  Now with 10% more Energy!  Like Red Bull without the wings.I had no idea bananas grew on tree:
I'm from the hood... ain't no banana trees in the hood, okay?To my urban ass, this was the most fascinating part of the banana tree experience - the little "tip" (actually quite big, in fact):
Mario eat this, then he can spit fire...Speaking of odd things urban mo-fos like me never see... did you all know there is a bug out there that has the body of a leaf?!?
Welcome to the jungle... we got bugs like leaves...
True story: We are on the bus to the next city.  It's driving through the mountains, curvy on some scary ass roads.  Very scary ass roads, very curvy.  

As we are going on the road, the bus stops, and all the men get out and start walking down the mountain road.  I was a little confused.  The bus then goes an make a 5-point turn (that's really the best you can do when you are on the edge of a mountain), and is now facing the direction we just came from.  I guess we're going back towards where we came from, right?

Wrong.

We continue to go down the mountain.  BACKWARDS.  IN REVERSE.
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Just in case that video doesn't come up clearly... that's a big ass bus going down a steep, tight, curvy mountain road, in reverse.

Needless to say, I decided to join the rest of the healthy (and smart) people walking down the mountain road to wait for the bus at the bottom:
Shook ones...A mile and a half later, we reached the pit stop.  The bus eventually showed up, still in reverse.  Meanwhile my shoes and jeans were a little muddy from going down the mountain path, but my heart and nerves were probably much better for it:
Muddy sneakers... at least it ain't my Penny Hardaways...Even in Central America... well, maybe even more so in Central America... you got love for the left-wing liberal.  These guys make Chomsky look conservative:
To Teletubbies... ignorance = bliss.  Also, stop brainwashing our children.  Thank you.Costa Rica is down with international rules when it comes to basketball:
That's a trapezoid paint.Yep, that's the trapezoid paint box.  Here's the other side of the court.  It's a pretty Free Darko photo, no?  Still not as good as the basketball court in the Sahara desert that I saw while in Morocco, but close:
Court on the Caribbean...Maybe Jake from Bread City can do something with this pic.  The best I can come up with is this homage to Billy Ocean: "Caribbean Screen: No more jumpers on the run..."

Here's what the beach behind the court looks like - and yes, that's the Caribbean Ocean:
Playa Negro: the beach with the black sand.That black sand is much prettier in real life than in that picture above.

Sometimes nothing makes you feel better when you are away than a touch of home.  Maybe in the form of a sign:
Slow.  Food.   For SML.The hell if I know what slow food means.  My people be tripping. 

Another sign of home... a bar with a TV showing the Yankees-Indian playoff game (game 3, the game the Yankees would win):
Let's Go Yankees...And I watch the game, while a loud salsa/merengue/reggae band played.  Here's some audio footage of what that sounded like.  And with that I'm out:
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[October 16, 2007 8:39 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Jack Cobra said

Energy = Calories...at least that's what the Powerade bottles say

[October 17, 2007 4:49 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Jake said

I'll see what I can do! Looks like a basketball paradise.

[October 17, 2007 11:48 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Mizzo said

Nice pics bruh. Where's my tropical lovely man?

[October 22, 2007 11:29 PM]  |  link  |  reply
MODI said

yeah, nice pics. They pictures almost look professional... I've noticed you have an artsy-fartsy side to you SML... that's a good thing...

[May 9, 2008 10:56 AM]  |  link  |  reply
andy said

nice!nice!btw i luv tlc lol




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