On Good Nights:
“Congrats Dirk. Here’s
your NBA Championship MVP trophy. Hell
of a series.”On Bad Nights:
"We’re playing Stephen Jackson and the Warriors in the 1st
round, Dirk. And in the 2nd round. And in the conference finals.”
Stephen Jackson
On Bad Nights:
Jermaine O'Neal
On Good Nights:
“Jermaine, you’ve been traded. To the Lakers.”
Kobe Bryant
On Good Nights:
“Jerry Buss
passed away last night, Kobe. In his will, he left the entire
Lakers organization… to you. You’re in charge, Kobe."On Bad Nights:
“Jerry Buss passed away last night,
Kobe. In his will, he left the entire Lakers organization… to
Shaq. You’re in charge, Shaq.”Shaquille O'Neal
On Good Nights:
“Congrats on a fifth title Detective O’Neal. You’ve
proven you are the greatest of all time. In fact, the writers decided to redo
the 2005 MVP vote, and give it to you instead of Nash. Also, Hakeem announced
today that he cheated in 1995, and that your Magic team should have won. And
where to take down that terrorist ring, Detective.”On Bad Nights:
“Since the Lakers trade that sent Kobe to
the Bulls happened, the Bulls have gone 30-3. Do you think anyone will be able
to stop them this season?”Eddy Curry
On Good Nights:
“Okay team, for our post game meal tonight… Sbarro’s.
And Gray’s Papaya for dessert."On Bad Nights:
“I’m sorry, but Sbarro’s has gone out of business. This
is a vegetable stand. Here, have a carrot.”
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...to become the widest professional basketball player in history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Needed a good laugh. Thanks, SML.
PS... How about what NBA Players dream of, Part Two? I'd love to see what Allen Iverson dreams of and has nightmares of on his good/bad nights.
And can you include NBA coaches too? And maybe ex-coaches like Larry Brown?
Thanks again,
JJ
Man...you've got to leave Eddy Curry alone. He's trying as hard as he can