Dirk Nowitzki:
Dirk sleepy...                                                                     On Good Nights:The Hoff                        “Congrats Dirk.  Here’s your NBA Championship MVP trophy.  Hell of a series.”

                                                                     On Bad Nights:
Stephen Jackson driving for another layup

"We’re playing Stephen Jackson and the Warriors in the 1st round, Dirk.  And in the 2nd round.  And in the conference finals.”

                                                                Stephen Jackson

                                                                On Good Nights:Stephen Jackson driving for another layup
"We’re playing Dirk Nowitzki and the Mavs in the 1st round, Stephen.  And in the 2nd round.  And in the conference finals.”

                                                                     On Bad Nights:

Nooooo!  Get this f*cking uniform off me!
“Hey Stephen, welcome back to Indiana.  We missed you here.  We had to trade Jermaine O’Neal to get you back from the Warriors, but now you are back home, to stay…”

                                                                 Jermaine O'Neal
            
                                                                 On Good Nights:
Reunited and it feels so good...

                                                “Jermaine, you’ve been traded.  To the Lakers.”

                                                                 On Bad Nights:

                     N/A:  Jermaine has no nightmares, as his waking basketball life is terrifying enough.

                                                         
                                                                       Kobe Bryant
                                    
                                                                    On Good Nights:
Ashes to ashes, Buss to Buss...“Jerry Buss passed away last night, Kobe.   In his will, he left the entire Lakers organization… to you.  You’re in charge, Kobe."

                                                                       On Bad Nights:       
                                           
Ashes to ashes, Buss to Buss...“Jerry Buss passed away last night, Kobe.   In his will, he left the entire Lakers organization… to Shaq.  You’re in charge, Shaq.”

                                                                    Shaquille O'Neal

                                                                     On Good Nights:
Shaq Tracy?“Congrats on a fifth title Detective O’Neal.  You’ve proven you are the greatest of all time.  In fact, the writers decided to redo the 2005 MVP vote, and give it to you instead of Nash.  Also, Hakeem announced today that he cheated in 1995, and that your Magic team should have won.  And where to take down that terrorist ring, Detective.”

                                                                        On Bad Nights:

Wait until he opens up a steak house called "Kobe's Beef"“Since the Lakers trade that sent Kobe to the Bulls happened, the Bulls have gone 30-3.  Do you think anyone will be able to stop them this season?”


                                                                    Eddy Curry
   
                                                                   On Good Nights:
Don't you know I love you... place no pizza above you...                    “Okay team, for our post game meal tonight… Sbarro’s.  And Gray’s Papaya for dessert."

                                                                        On Bad Nights
:
Don't you know I love you... place no pizza above you...            “I’m sorry, but Sbarro’s has gone out of business.  This is a vegetable stand.  Here, have a carrot.”


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[October 26, 2007 3:28 PM]  |  link  |  reply
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[October 27, 2007 10:11 AM]  |  link  |  reply
JJ said

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Needed a good laugh. Thanks, SML.

PS... How about what NBA Players dream of, Part Two? I'd love to see what Allen Iverson dreams of and has nightmares of on his good/bad nights.

And can you include NBA coaches too? And maybe ex-coaches like Larry Brown?

Thanks again,

JJ

[January 18, 2008 3:03 PM]  |  link  |  reply
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is jermaine o'neal really by the lakers?

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