by DJM on September 7 at 10:08AM
Some notes about the first game of the NFL season, in which the Indianapolis Colts defeated the New Orleans Saints approximately 645-10:
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- It was really, really good to see Jason David getting absolutely burned while wearing a different team's uniform. Ah, but how it reminded me of the halcyon days of yore, when I used to watch him get legitimately burned by anybody faster than, say, me. That guy sucks.
- Did anybody out there know that Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison, and Reggie Wayne practice together? WOW! I wish that the announcers hadn't revealed this mind-blowing trade secret. Soon other teams might have their quarterbacks and wide receivers practice together. It's revolutionary. Seriously, what the fuck do the announcers think other teams are doing? I'm fairly certain they're running routes. Calm down.
- I had the game TiVo'd, so I didn't have to put up with much crap between plays. I hope I didn't miss anything important, like Madden mentioning that the Colts don't usually huddle or that the New Orleans Saints victories last year meant that Hurricane Katrina never happened.
- Hey, Bush kind of sucks. And Reggie's not very good either.
Joseph Addai looks old enough to be Greg Oden's... twin... brother. Also, he is not allowed to get injured. Don't even fuck with me on this.- Tony Dungy doesn't like gay people. Peyton Manning loves the president. I have this sinking feeling like next week, they're going to reveal that Joseph Addai is a child molester, Marvin Harrison is best friends with Donald H. Rumsfeld and Reggie Wayne's favorite comedian is Dane Cook. Seriously, are they trying to make it difficult for me to root for this team? They're doing an awfully good job.
- Are the Saints kind of bad? Or is the Colts defense amazing? Both seem severely improbably.
- Did you watch Federer destroy Roddick on Wednesday night? I know this isn't football-related, but that was a good old fashioned curb stomping. Roddick was playing out of his head and it looked like Federer didn't even break a sweat. That dude's a ninja. It was like the big brother holding the little brother at arm's length while lil' bro swings wildly. Federer won the first two sets in tiebreakers, and then looked like he just said "You know what? I want to go to sleep" and decided to start playing. It got ugly fast. That dude is good.
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