by DJM on August 16 at 2:03PM
And now, just for you, our loyal readers, a sneak preview of SML.com's Exclusive Interview with Jose Offerman of the Long Island Ducks.SML.com: And so how long have you felt that way?
Offerman: Pretty much the whole year.
SML.com: Wow. Interesting.
Offerman: Well, it was an interesting question.
SML.com: OK, so this interview has been pretty standard up to this point, but if you don't mind, we're going to throw a curveball at you. Now we just wanted to wait a second Jose what are you doing OH MY SWEET JESUS NO OW what in the name of everything holy are you OH MY GOD OW doing you sick son of a bitch?
Offerman: Gonna throw a curveball at me, are you? HAVE AT YOU!
SML.com: It's an expression you sick piece of shiOH NO NOT THE METAL ONE!
[For the rest of this interview, feel free to check back just as soon as we get out of the hospital.]
Leave a comment
|
