Continuing his Summer of Charity, Stephon Marbury was in money-earning Mt. Vernon on Tuesday, meeting with the mayor to discuss developing outreach programs in the area. 

Seriously, Starbury is turning into a one-man giving machine.  He's racking up the assists off the court (which is good... he should be racking them up somewhere).  And, as we stated before, we want to offset some of the over he top negative coverage of athletes out there with some over the top positive coverage of generous athletes.  So with that in mind: Starbury is basically Jesus H. Christ and Warren Buffet rolled into one beautiful human being*.  His tears cure leprosy, or so Peter Vecsey reports.

The end results: In addition to discussing outreach programs in Mt. Vernon, signing autographs and posing for pictures with high school students, and appearing on Mayor Ernest Davis' cable-access show (no doubt the Mayor will be appearing on an episode of next season's "Stars on Star", Marbury's talk show), Marbury also discussed his interesting in getting involved with raising money for autism.

"The money being allocated through Starbury are going to the people who need it," Marbury said. "I found out just last night how severe (autism) can be to a family. Those are the things that I want to be able to put money towards. Something revolutionary."  Definitely.  Definitely something revolutionary.  Definitely.

At this point, if Marbury announced Friday that he came up with a cure for autism, I wouldn't be surprised.   I also wouldn't be surprised if that was only reported in the newspaper's blog section.  Wait, unless he finds out the way to cure autism is with crack and a Glock.  That would probably lead on Around the Horn.  Next topic!

Look, Marbury with Ja Rule:

Livin' It Up  

Soon after this picture was taken, Ja Rule and 50 Cent ended their beef. 

And with the Knicks scheduled to play Israeli basketball team Maccabi on October 11th, I wouldn't be surprised if two days later Marbury announces he brokered a deal between Israel and Palestine that brought peace to Middle East. (Starbury Walks)  God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Starbury Walks with me) with me with me with me....

Marbury parts the Red Sea  

*Editor's Note:  DJM (who once again contributed heavily to this post, allowing me to use the royal "we" appropriately for once) and I debated on what White Jesus and Warren Buffet combined would look like:

Dude, you look like Cesare Borgia. Giving money away makes you smile alot.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The end results:  

Either Rutherford B. Hayes

Hayes - runs like Mays, presidents like sh*t.  

Or this dude:  

Baseball Cesare Borgia  



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