This is will probably be our final West Ham update until next season starts. Unless something interesting happens. Hey, it was fun watching some soccer on a regular basis, and we may check out some of the UEFA Finals - Liverpool is playing AC Milan. We'll be rooting for Liverpool, since Javier Mascherano is playing (on loan from West Ham, where he was probably the biggest underachiever in the Premiership this season) well for the Liverpool team. And because we dislike Ronaldo and Kaka.
Anyway, here's the last update on West Ham before we call it a season: Relegated sore losers Sheffield United are preparing to launch that legal challenge to West Ham and the Premiership, according to this BBC article. The Blades (Sheffield's team is called the Blades, which makes us wonder if they are named after Ruben or Of-Steel) also put in a request for arbitration, and asked for "preparations for next season to be set aside", all because of the Tevez situation.
Meanwhile, this BBC article states that West Ham did cancelled the Tevez deal in time for him to be eligible for the April 28th West Ham victory over Wigan. Boring stuff, hey old chap?
So let's do a quick salute to our favorite Unfrozen Futbol Caveman, Carlos Tevez, who may or may not be in the Premiership next season:
"And everywhere I go,
There's always something to remind me
Of another place and time
Where love that travelled far had found me.
We stayed outside til two,
Waiting for the light to come back,
But hid in talk I knew,
Until you asked what I was thinking."*
The above is via Football 365 (in case you couldn't tell). For the record, Tevez is actually the one on the left. Even they got it wrong!
And here's another one. Blanka, despite his green skin, is actually Brazilian (from the rain forest). Tevez played in Brazil prior to his transfer to West Ham. Both eat without utensils.
Tevez strikes a pose similar to one I have seen before:
"Me twice as good as Javier."
"There is a Tevez on this plane!"
*Yes, that was the Geico Caveman song (also known as "Remind Me" by Royksopp). Check out my ill photoshopping skills:
If I keep this up, I might have to change the website's name to Yeahsports! On the real, I'll do everyone a favor and contact The Hype Guy the next time I need to do some photoshopping....
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come on, Sheffield United are just bitter that they got relegated. The brand of football (or soccer to you) maybe the most boring form of footie in the Premiership, even if West Ham does get points docked from their current tally of 41, they don't deserve to stay up.