Here's the faults I have with this commercial. First off, kicking with cloven feet probably makes you a pretty terrible soccer player. Second, how the fuck are there that many devil fans? Third off, Cantona is too classy. Zidane would've just done that hole-in-chest shit with his head. And fourth off, and not really a complaint, Patrick Kluivert is my boy, and I never really get a public forum to point that out, so I'm using this opportunity.

Good points. My main complaint is that Hell's flag (if that's what the fans are waving at the beginning of the clip) looks like a plain reddish orange flag. Where's the creativity, Hell? How about a stripe or two? Or get Vietnamese with it, and throw in a temple. F*ck that's lame, Hell.

No vexillologists in Hell?

How was the Knicks game last night?