Because K-Rod is a Pretender:
Got brass
in pocket
Got arm
that's rocket
Got "resin"
I'm gonna use it.
Pay no attention
to my deception
Gonna make you, make you, make you miss it.
Got motion.
not fastball motion
been diving, ex-ploit leaning.
no reason, just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you miss it.
Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my slidestep
Gonna touch my fingers
Gonna touch my, my, my baseball cap
'Cause I gonna make you see
That my fastball's nasty
no one can hit me
I'm special (special), so special (special)
I gotta have some deception on my pitch, be careful
Gotta make sure you miss this pitch
put some resin on the cross-stitch
got some on it, I'm winking at you
gonna make you, make you, make you miss it
Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my slidestep
Gonna touch my fingers
Gonna touch my, my, my baseball cap
Cause I gonna make you swing
and miss, cause I'm the strikeout king
No one cheats like me
I'm special (special), so special (special)
I gotta have some drop action
give it to me!
'Cause I gonna make you see
there's nobody else here
with a pitch that'll buckle your knee
I'm special (special), so special (special)
I gotta have some crazy motion
Give it to me.
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