43 points.

43 lousy points.

What in the sweet hell is Dr. Jerry Buss doing giving this slacker S.O.B. a max-contract? What kind of max-contract guy only scores a third of his team's points? A measly third? That's just disgraceful. Kobe Bryant should be scoring half of the Lakers' points, and if he's not, then he might as well not play. This makes me sick. This makes me feel jocose. Hold on a second. OK, I just looked up "jocose" and what I mean to say is, this makes me feel intensely NOT jocose. Fucking antijocose. Nocose. You hear what I'm saying?

I've never a seen a slip this far this fast from a great player. Last week, he was comfortably scoring half of the team's points and then WITHOUT WARNING he drops down almost a sixth. A sixth is the difference between half and a third, right? It is? You're shitting me. I got that right? That makes me feel really, really jocose.

The only thing left for Dr. Jerry Buss to do is to cut Kobe Bryant. Bench him. Bench him until he learns his lesson, and then cut him. NBDL. Europe. Sprewell's yacht. Find a place where he can figure out that unless he's scoring 50, he's useless.

Just for the love of sweet, everlasting Jesus keep him away from Colorado. What happens there leaves there in a hurry.

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